Krimpern i Buldre-NM - it's on like Donkey Kong!

Han har trent hardt, han har lada opp med spaopphold på Hurtigruta fra Trondheim til Bergen, Krimpern er i Bergen for å banke alle i buldre NM. Så da vet alle joikas som finner veien innom at dem må heie på Krimpern. Presset er så sinnsykt på deg Krimpern. Du må prestere. Alle forventer at du presterer. Alle heier på deg. Vi lever gjennom deg. Vårs æmper deg opp med følgende sitat:

«You don't need to think. You need to drive. You need speed. You need to go out there, and you need to rev your engine. You need to fire it up. You need to grab ahold of that line between speed and chaos, and you need to wrestle it to the ground like a demon cobra. And then, when the fear rises up in your belly, you use it. And you know that fear is powerful, because it has been there for billions of years! And it is good! And you use it! And you ride it; you ride it like a skeleton horse through the gates of hell, and then you win, Ricky! You WIN! And you don't win for anybody else. You win for you, you know why? Because a man takes what he wants. He takes it all. And you're a man, aren't you? Aren't you?!»

Susan - Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby (2006)

Han har trent hardere enn alle andre og på mindre tak enn alle andre.

Han har prata praten, nå skal han gå gangen.

Konkurrentene skjelver i buksene over at Alfa Male Krimpern is coming to B-Town.

No comments:

Post a Comment